Dogs make fantastic roommates.

Dogs make fantastic roommates.  They're quiet, chill, and all around enjoyable to be around.  They'll join you on the couch and watch some TV without complaining about what channel it's on.  You never have to worry about bringing a lady friend home for the evening 'cause the dog will just do his own thing while you and the miss are off playing in the bedroom.  Dogs won't make a total mess of the place.  I mean you're bound to find a "present" once or twice but then you can remind yourself to thank god you don't have a human roommate who likes to leave the same kind of "presents".  You never have to tell a dog to take a fucking shower!  You can pretty much force them to take a bath!  And again, when that time comes you can thank god you don't have a human roommate who requires you to bathe them.  Hell I usually just knock out two birds with one stone and put the dog in the shower with me.  Imagine having to do that with a human roommate...wait.... that would be pretty sweet if it were a hot female roommate!  Screw dogs!  Hot females make fantastic roommates!

Apologies: #1 (an introduction)

There have been people that I've wronged in the past either intentionally or unintentionally.  Every now and then I'll think about them and feel somewhat bad about what I did.  I've been out of contact with most of those people for some time now and could never really figure out a way to tell them how sorry I am about what I did.

I've decided I'll use this blog as my means of apology.  I think it will at least allow me to get these events of the past off of my chest and out in the open.  Who knows?  One day the person I'm apologizing to may stumble upon their own apology here.  I only plan to use this method for people of whom I have no contact information for and only the first letter of their first name followed by their last name will appear in the apology as a means to protect their exact identity yet still provide a reliable search term for those who look up their own names online.  For example, my name would appear as "S. Farley"

These apologies may be deep, funny, honest or short and sweet.  They may also be terribly long and contain TMI but that's just how it needs to be done.  If you are a person I am apologizing to here, don't be afraid to contact me for any reason (want to talk, want me to take your apology down, want to completely censor your name, anything).  If you're just a person that stumbled here, enjoy!

People who I believe should be killed for no particular reason.

1. Nicki Minaj
2. Every single cast member from the Jersey Shore
3. The POTUS and every living ex-POTUS
4. Every single CEO/president/head of every major oil company, bank, insurance agency, government agency, globalized corporation, News network, and Stock market
5. Every cast member of every live-action show ever to appear on the Disney Channel.
6. Nickleback
7. Sarah Palin
8. Queen Elizabeth and her entire family
9. Uwe Boll
10. John & Kate and every last eight
11. Anti-Marijuana activists (seriously, WTF guys?)
12. The majority of modern rap and country "musicians"
13. Al Sharpton (I'd do this myself if the price was right)
14. Every single racist