Dogs make fantastic roommates.

Dogs make fantastic roommates.  They're quiet, chill, and all around enjoyable to be around.  They'll join you on the couch and watch some TV without complaining about what channel it's on.  You never have to worry about bringing a lady friend home for the evening 'cause the dog will just do his own thing while you and the miss are off playing in the bedroom.  Dogs won't make a total mess of the place.  I mean you're bound to find a "present" once or twice but then you can remind yourself to thank god you don't have a human roommate who likes to leave the same kind of "presents".  You never have to tell a dog to take a fucking shower!  You can pretty much force them to take a bath!  And again, when that time comes you can thank god you don't have a human roommate who requires you to bathe them.  Hell I usually just knock out two birds with one stone and put the dog in the shower with me.  Imagine having to do that with a human roommate...wait.... that would be pretty sweet if it were a hot female roommate!  Screw dogs!  Hot females make fantastic roommates!